A safe is obvious. Too obvious. When people see it, they want to know what’s inside of it. They conjure movie-like ideas about rolls of cash, bars of gold and jewellery. A safe isn’t cheap to buy either, so it’s obvious that there’s something valuable inside of it.
What if you want your special stash to be less obvious?
Welcome to the wonderful world of stash can ownership. They’re highly regarded by potheads alike, but their usefulness has the potential for a global phenomenon. Justin Bieber, Gangnam Style and f*cking Stash Cans.
Here’s the genius of them. Unlike a safe, stash cans look like an innocuous item. Their sole purpose is to blend into the background, with no one wiser to what’s inside, except you that is.
You don’t have to be a criminal to have things to hide. Here’s what you can hide in your stash can:
- Physical copy of every important password you have
- Contact info of the people you care about (in case your phone sh*ts out)
- Spare car keys
- Money (gift cards)
- Drugs (pharmaceutical or herbal)
For the Coffee Addict
Available via Amazon for $29.95
Available via Amazon for $12.00
via Amazon for $6.05
Available via Amazon for $9.00
The Hidden Book Safe
via Amazon for $34.95
You can get stash cans from a lot of different stores, in particular those that sell smoker and cannabis related goods. Please note I didn’t mention any of these in the links above, because if you’re not a 420-participant, you may not feel comfortable buying from there. However, I encourage you to step out of your adult comfort zone and support local businesses.
For those of you looking to hide things you shouldn’t be…
“For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open.” Luke 8:17
Cover photo via the super talented Studio Gallery